pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via thathilariousasian)

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

(via kanyewesticle)

Timestamp: 1406754342

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

(via kanyewesticle)

oitomm:

Tattoos by Nikki Hurtado

Timestamp: 1406718019

oitomm:

Tattoos by Nikki Hurtado

fridaavila:

GEazy

(Source: par-adiso, via rock-your-body)

(Source: ilusti, via samyoulittleshit)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Timestamp: 1406715135

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: sohapppily, via fuckyeahloldemort)

Timestamp: 1406715025

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: sohapppily, via fuckyeahloldemort)

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(via lexibuttz)

Timestamp: 1406714924

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(via lexibuttz)